50 Coffee Quotes to Sooth and Caffeinate Your Soul

“What do you want?”
“Just coffee. Black – like my soul.”
― Cassandra Clare

“As long as there was coffee in the world, how bad could things be?”
― Cassandra Clare

“I’d rather take coffee than compliments just now.”
― Louisa May Alcott

“It is inhumane, in my opinion, to force people who have a genuine medical need for coffee to wait in line behind people who apparently view it as some kind of recreational activity.”
― Dave Barry

“Coffee is a way of stealing time that should by rights belong to your older self.”
― Terry Pratchett

“Black as night, sweet as sin.”
― Neil Gaiman

“I don’t really like coffee, she said, but I don’t really like it when my head hit my desk when I fall asleep either. ”
― Brian Andreas

“Adventure in life is good; consistency in coffee, even better.”
― Justina Chen Headley

“There are those who love to get dirty and fix things. They drink coffee at dawn, beer after work. And those who stay clean, just appreciate things. At breakfast, they have milk and juice at night. There are those who do both, they drink tea.”
― Gary Snyder

“Want coffee?” I asked as I headed that way.
“It’s three-thirty in the morning.”
“Okay. Want coffee?”
― Darynda Jones

“Coffee first. Schemes later.”
― Leanna Renee Hieber

“Come on, don’t you ever stop and smell the coffee?”
― Justina Chen Headley

“Mercy,” he mumbled. “What the hell did you do to my French Roast?”
― Patricia Briggs

“Only an idiot would rely on the energy of a bean or a leaf to stay awake throughout the day.”
― Tahereh Mafi

“Do you know how helpless you feel if you have a full cup of coffee in your hand and you start to sneeze? ”
― Jean Kerr

“Coffee and chocolate—the inventor of mocha should be sainted.”
― Cherise Sinclair

“A morning coffee is my favorite way of starting the day, settling the nerves so that they don’t later fray.”
― Marcia Carrington

“There are three intolerable things in life – cold coffee, lukewarm champagne, and overexcited women…”
― Orson Welles

“I like coffee exceedingly…”
― H.P. Lovecraft

“The powers of a man’s mind are directly proportioned to the quantity of coffee he drinks.”
― Sir James Mackintosh

“I sipped my own coffee, heavy on the sugar and cream, trying to make up for the late work the night before. Caffeine and sugar, the two basic food groups.”
― Laurell K. Hamilton

“There were some problems only coffee and ice cream could fix.”
― Amal El-Mohtar

“I decided to turn to my old faithful solution to all that is wrong in life. Coffee.”
― Lisa Renee Jones

“I need COFFEE to help me change the things I can… and WINE to help me accept the things I can’t!”
― Tanya Masse

“The relationship between a perfect cup of coffee and a writer is just like the couple who always stand by and feel proud of being committed to each other.”
― Himmilicious

“Sure, some medical experts say coffee could be a health hazard, but they obviously never built a web site before!”
― Geoff Blake

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“I never said I liked coffee better than sex. I said I’d had it more.”
― Kevin Sinnott

“Coffee is a kind of magic you can drink.”
― Catherynne M. Valente

“They can kill the Kennedys. Why can’t they make a cup of coffee that tastes good?”
― John Swartzwelder

“A cup of gourmet coffee shared with a friend is happiness tasted and time well spent.”
― Unknown Author

“From the first cup of coffee in the morning
to playing in the sheets at night, I choose you to be by my side.”

“The Lord must have created coffee to reward humans for those bad times they sometimes have on Earth.”
― Sahara Sanders

“In this world, there are only a few things more available than gasoline: coffee, soda, and beer. Oh, and bad advice.”
― Foster Kinn

“A good cup of coffee makes life feel better.”
― Sahara Sanders

“Having charged your brain with a cup of coffee, you’re ready to face some more challenges of life.”
― Sahara Sanders

“A good cup of coffee makes life seem better.”
― Sahara Sanders

“Having charged your heart and brain with a cup of coffee, you’re ready to face the challenges of life.”
― Sahara Sanders

“Without coffee, how would romance wake up in the morning?”
― Anthony T. Hincks

“If drinking alcohol gives people Dutch courage, then drinking coffee gives me Dutch energy.”
― Stewart Stafford

“Even nihilists put sugar in their coffee to make it sweeter.”
― Marty Rubin

“Tobacco, coffee, alcohol, hashish, prussic acid, strychnine, are weak dilutions. The surest poison is time.”
― Ralph Waldo Emerson

“I need coffee to deal with this, and I’m not getting decaf.”
― Matthew Arnold Stern

“We drank our coffee the Russian way. That is to say, we had vodka before it and vodka afterward.”
― Philip Sington

“People like to cry over spilled milk, but I cry every time I spill my coffee.”
― Anthony Liccione

“Many people claim coffee inspires them, but, as everybody knows, coffee only makes boring people even more boring.”
― Balzac

“Sometimes, they just make coffee cups too small.”
― Michelle M. Pillow

“Coffee is a warm drink that fosters friendship and tastes great. What more is there to life?”
― Kevin Sinnott

“Writing Cave means it’s Coffee O’Clock…Who am I kidding? It’s always Coffee O’Clock!”
― Tammy-Louise Wilkins

“Coffee is a girl who never tells a boy no.”
― Andrew Smith

“No! I’m not ready, this is still my first cup of coffee!”
― Anthony Liccione

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