50 Princess Bride Quotes to Inspire Your Inner Inigo Montoya

“What about a Princess Bride?”
“Where are we gonna find a six-fingered man on such short notice?”
― Ally Carter

“I’ve been in the revenge business for so long, now that it’s over I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.”
― William Goldman

“Since the invention of the kiss there have been five kisses that were rated the most passionate, the purest. This one left them all behind. The End.”
The Princess Bride (1987) – Grandpa (Peter Falk)”
― Peter Falk

“When I was your age, television was called books.”
― William Goldman

“Life isn’t fair, it’s just fairer than death, that’s all.”
― William Goldman

“Just because you’re beautiful and perfect, it’s made you conceited.”
― William Goldman

“Inconceivable!”
“You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.”
― William Goldman

“My name is Inigo Montoya, you killed my father, prepare to die!”
― William Goldman

“Do I love you? My God, if your love were a grain of sand, mine would be a universe of beaches.”
― William Goldman

“Who says life is fair, where is that written?”
― William Goldman

“We’ll never survive!”
“Nonsense. You’re only saying that because no one ever has.”
― William Goldman

“Her heart was a secret garden and the walls were very high.”
― William Goldman

“Love is many things none of them logical.”
― William Goldman

“True love is the best thing in the world, except for cough drops.”
― William Goldman

“Good night, Westley. Good work. Sleep well. I’ll most likely kill you in the morning.”
― William Goldman

“Cynics are simply thwarted romantics.”
― William Goldman

“Who are you?”
“No one of consequence.”
“I must know.”
“Get used to disappointment.”
― William Goldman

“You seem a decent fellow,” Inigo said. “I hate to kill you.”
You seem a decent fellow,” answered the man in black. “I hate to die.”
― William Goldman

“The Queen’s Pride was his ship, and he loved her. (That was the way his sentences always went: It is raining today and I love you. My cold is better and I love you. Say hello to Horse and I love you. Like that.)”
― William Goldman

“I’ll tell you the truth and it’s up to you to live with it.”
― William Goldman

“Why do you wear a mask and hood?”
I think everybody will in the near future,” was the man in black’s reply. “They’re terribly comfortable.”
― William Goldman

“This is my favorite book in the entire world, though I have never read it.”
― William Goldman

“Westley: This is true love — you think this happens every day?”
― William Goldman

“Westley and I are joined by the bond of love and you cannot track that, not with a thousand bloodhounds, and you cannot break it, not with a thousand swords.”
― William Goldman

“Inconceivable!”
― William Goldman

“While he was watching the ships, Buttercup shoved him with all her strength remaining. Down went the man in black. “You can die too for all I care,” she said, and then she turned away.
Words followed her. Whispered from afar, weak and warm and familiar. “As…you…wish…”
― William Goldman

“Enough about my beauty,” Buttercup said. “Everybody always talks about how beautiful I am. I’ve got a mind, Westley. Talk about that.”
― William Goldman

“I mean if we even had a wheelbarrow, that would be something.”
― William Goldman

“The hollowness was in his arms and the world was snowing.”
― William Goldman

“Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line.”
― William Goldman

“When was the last time you read a book? The truth now. And picture books don’t count-I mean something with print in it.”
― William Goldman

“Let’s look on the bright side: we’re having an adventure, Fezzik, and most people live and die without being as lucky as we are.”
― William Goldman

“Inside and out, Westley’s world was ripping apart and he could do nothing but crack along with it.”
― William Goldman

“He was the mighty Fezzik, lover of rhymes, and you did not give up, no matter what.”
― William Goldman

“He had risked his life and now it was walking away from him, hand-in-hand with a Ruffian prince.”
― William Goldman

“Dummy, dummy, go out now and fill your tummy.”
― William Goldman

“Life is pain. Anyone who says otherwise is selling something.”
― William Goldman

“I’m not a witch. I’m your wife.”
― William Goldman

“Anything there is that I can do for you, I will do for you; anything there is that I cannot do, I will learn to do.”
― William Goldman

“I don’t guess. I think. I ponder. I deduce. Then I decide. But I never guess.”
― William Goldman

“I’ve been in the revenge business for so long, now that it’s over I don’t know what to do with the rest of my life.”
― William Goldman

“You are wonderful, Father. I’m more than wonderful, how dare you insult me.”
― William Goldman

“I am as devoted to adventure now as then, and that’s never going to stop.”
― William Goldman

“My heart was now a secret garden and the walls were very high.”
― William Goldman

“There is no room in my body for anything but you.”
― William Goldman

“We are men of action. Lies do not become us. — Westley”
― William Goldman

“You’re an enemy of art and I pity your ignorance,” Domingo said.”
― William Goldman

“…You always know what to do, you always know exactly what to do, you always do exactly what’s right for you, and the rest of the world can go hang..”
― William Goldman

“Because there was a limit to just how much you could lie to yourself.”
― William Goldman

“There are always too few perfect breasts in this world; leave yours alone.”
― William Goldman